quim

#1 squi lover. truly one of the sexy men of all time

i love quim

by sussyamongus69 December 29, 2023

quim

In Zap Comix, Captain Pissgums, a classic pirate character from the sick, brilliant mind of cartoonist S. Clay Wilson, used to say something when he was desiring to bugger one of the other shipmates -- "I have a whim... for a bit of quim."

"Feelin' that need for some spicy quim again."

by Frequent User January 21, 2024

quim diver

A courageous soul, practiced in the art of feasting on the illusive Big Montana, and relishing the associated juices and sauces. A quim diver can never get their fill of the meaty folds.

Nessy is a champion quim diver - never has someone been so thirsty for sweet slit nectar.

by the Zenith September 29, 2009

Quim Ninja

a sexual athelete, (male) one who is really on top of his game

i came eight times, he was real quim ninja

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Quim Quam

A vacuum of the future that is able to level mountains and hills. It is the size of a normal sized vacuum and runs on solar energy.

I leveled a mountain on Mars using my Quim Quam yesterday. Now we have a nice flat and open area to colonize on.

by SpanisFark March 3, 2019

Quim Pot

A Quim Pot is a pot in which people, mainly gentlemen, place their detachable rubber twats during the resting hours. Originally used in Georgian Portsmouth by the senior officers of the fleet, by Victorian times they were offered as a trade union benefit to the labouring classes North of Watford. Having declined between the two world wars, these pots have come back in to fashion since the late 1960s and the growth of the feminist movement.

Eh, I gave that rubber twat a good wad of mess. Now where is that Quim Pot so I can rest my sausage?

by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

Quim Ninja

One proficient in rug munching; a cunning linguist

"Oh... flick my bean with your tong... oh..."

by Oz March 16, 2003