In Zap Comix, Captain Pissgums, a classic pirate character from the sick, brilliant mind of cartoonist S. ClayWilson, used to say something when he was desiring to bugger one of the other shipmates -- "I have a whim... for a bit of quim."
A courageous soul, practiced in the art of feasting on the illusive Big Montana, and relishing the associated juices and sauces. A quim diver can never get their fill of the meaty folds.
Nessy is a championquim diver - never has someone been so thirsty for sweet slit nectar.
A Quim Pot is a pot in which people, mainly gentlemen, place their detachable rubber twats during the resting hours. Originally used in Georgian Portsmouth by the senior officers of the fleet, by Victorian times they were offered as a trade union benefit to the labouring classes North of Watford. Having declined between the two world wars, these pots have come back in to fashion since the late 1960s and the growth of the feminist movement.
Eh, I gave that rubber twat a good wad of mess. Now where is that Quim Pot so I can rest my sausage?