PICCOLO

A peculiarly small item or person.

Whos that funny little piccolo sat with James

Piccolo latte (coffee)

Look at you with your funny little piccolo hands

Piccolo of champagne (minature single serve bottle)

by Deflated Zuccini October 15, 2011

piccolophobia

A mind destroying family of diseases that is rising proportions in southern Australia. Similar to a CRAZY mind destroying parasites or BUGS which ACTS passively at first AND eventually succumbs to devouring the LIVES of everyone around them simply TO feed off at a later DATE, survive, AND PROSPER. Metaphorically similar to vampires, but not the blood sucking kind. Will appear nice on the surface, but do not underestimate the danger you are in once you are removed from the inner circle of trust. Close contact with said people can initially be pleasant and fun, even loving, but in most people eventually causes involuntary involvement in illegal activities, mob warfare, defamation, threats, mental illnesses like depression, multiple personality disorder and insanity, eventually leading to suicidal tendencies.
I could say alot more but i think I have made my point.

Once you start experiencing these symptoms and allergies, which for most people is inevitable, you should immediately isolate yourself from said family of diseases, change your phone number, employment, and address, and all social networking sites. Or leave the country. This is the only cure.

An example of a statement from sumeone suffering from Piccolophobia; - "We used to consider them good friends but they destroyed all of our reputations, livelihood and sanity so profoundly that the very thought of some of them in my home sends shivers down my spine, rendering me unable to speak, as if I have experienced god, darth vader, shakespeare, the devil, Don Draper, Frodo, the wicked witch of the west, Moses, al capone, desperately seeking susan, Edward Cullen, mussolini, napoleon, the dancing queen, the mad hatter, jesus, mary, and joseph simultaneously in one family and one room, just waiting for someone to speak first.

People who you'll spend a lifetime trying to forget about.
Just a friendly warning."

by RIP me May 22, 2011

Piccolo Dick

A very red, vainy penis.

Derrick: Hey man, did you hear? shawn has a piccolo dick!
Garret: Aw sick!

by Constable Jeevas April 6, 2009

Piccolo

v. - Taking over one's responsibilities when that somebody else should have done their job in the first place.

Bro: Dawg, why'd you take that girl from me last night? She was really feeling me and you know it.
Dawg: Sorry Bro, You left to go to the bathroom and she was in the mood.
Bro: Dawg, you straight up Piccoloed me.

by SmashKing507 December 5, 2016

Double Barrel Piccolo

Chick's on her hands and knees, doggy position, ass up in the air. Her partner gives her a rimjob while stimulating her vagina and clitoris with the fingers of one hand, similar to playing the piccolo.

Wow, man, last night i gave my woman the "Double Barrel Piccolo", she was squirmin'...

by painted_stick October 13, 2011

Tickle-O Piccolo

To tickle one's pickle similar to how one would play a small flute.

Hey Palpi, guess what? Tickle-O Piccolo, dickolo trickle-lol.

by LordCronus January 6, 2022

Rusty piccolo

When a man or women is giving a blowjob and the person receiving urinates in the persons mouth and the person spits it back out on to the peepee like a piccolo getting rid of the spit

man"I want a rusty piccolo" man or women "Whats that?" man "just give me a blowjob and you will find out" man or women "ok"

by Cheese Wilson February 7, 2010