Phandom

Human beings and ( anything sentient really )who get a hard on from reading fan fic about two brits who live together and utterly deny the obvious fact that they sleep in the same bed.

Oh C'mon just Google , Phanfic , Phandom

by Argo.Yunes December 11, 2016

paedonecrozoophilia

Someone who has an unhealthy liking and gains sexual gratification from dead baby animals

That dirty zoo keeper bastard's a right paedonecrozoophile

by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

paedopete

a paedophile named peter who owned a bedding company.
managing director of alf stewarts rape dungeon inc.

paedopete, loves little boys. feeds them ice cream, loves playing games.

by little ice cream eater boy September 25, 2013

Phaedragon

A majestic creature from foreign lands, often mistaken for Satan. Created from the mind of Stephen King, once this creature turns human, it becomes a short blond fair skinned female, often seen with streaks of pink in its hair. It partakes in a smoking festival of Gods Green Gift.

"I love you girl, you are one sweet Phaedragon"

by ZeFluff August 23, 2015

phandom anthem

the song "toxic"by Britney Spears which is officially made to be the Phandom's anthem, or Phanthem

-" Yeh look the Phandom anthem is playing:

by yulionice December 21, 2016

Phaidon

Is someone very sexy and kind. The gender is male and they are very funny. Most Phaidons have a very well shaped and very honest. Their also goofy but serious about serious stuff. The person is overly charming and strong. Most of them are born in fall. The name comes from an ancient Greek philosopher.

They also are really cute and hot.

,, Omg. The guy yesterday was so Phaidon. "

by BlehRCC January 5, 2017

Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018