monkey

A dick!, a Cock!

I like to spank my "Monkey" all the time!

by JOJO July 09, 2003

Monkey

1. addiction, usually herion or anything that will cause withdrawal... or that you can't quit.

2. obssession or compulsion you can't get rid of.

I gotta monkey on my back.

Everyboydy's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey.

by Mr. Sporades February 25, 2005

monkey

there are three groupings of simians; new world monkies, old world monkies and apes. a monkey is a simian that is not an ape. prosimians (lemurs, etc.) are not monkies either.

example species of monkies: spider monkey, macaques, baboons, marmosets, etc

example species of non-monkies: humans, chimpanzees, gibbon, lemur, gorilla, orangutang. etc.

monkey: thanks popular culture for making people think that chimpanzees (and other apes) are monkies.

by Phil the Pill September 08, 2006

Monkey!

Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.

"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"

by Mr. Gibbons February 23, 2008

monkey but

A painful rash around the anus usually caused by a combination of heat , sweat and friction . Related to the dreaded batwing but usualy more severe in nature . Triple antibiotic ointment is the only known cure .

The pain of being triple sat 5 minutes before closing was only surpassed by my raging Monkey But .

by W.P. May 02, 2005

monkey

Used in casino speak, especially by Asians. It means a 10 value card in Baccarat and Blackjack.

I'm up big after the dealer busted out after pulling that monkey on his 16.

by D Vegas July 20, 2004

monkey

Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).

"Monkey!" as I throw your pubes on your cummy face.

Emma's been mokeyed so much she needs to wear a merkin

by pw_ninja September 04, 2009