Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2

During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"

I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.

Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..

Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!

by Sean Noway January 10, 2008

move along, nothing to see here

A statement made my lazy South Park character Officer Barbrady. He says this every time there is a crime scene due to the fact that he is a lazy fat ass.

Stan: Holy shit dude, what just happened?

Officer Barbrady: Move along, nothing to see here

Mr. Garrison: Every time there is something in this town you just say 'move along, nothing to see here,' we want some god damn answers!

by mikexd911 August 16, 2010

nothing but net

Said when a 'swish' is made on the basketball court. A swish is when the ball goes in the basket without touching the rim or backboard. The ball makes a 'swishing' sound.

"Miller, from downtown......swish! Nothing but net!"

by Diego August 26, 2003

Belka did nothing wrong

A versatile sentence that can be used to shut Osean kids up when they start going on about how bad Belka supposedly is for ALLEGEDLY nuking itself and also to denounce OBC as a fake and biased news station whose only goal is to vilify Belka.

Osean Virgin: "I mean Belka did nuke itself killing 12.000+ people..."
Proud Glorious Chad Belkan: "Shut up Osean trashcan, Belka did nothing wrong, I won't be corrupted by your lies!"

by bIRBMAN May 29, 2021

Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat (Diborim Kemo Hol Ve-ain Ma Le-Ehol)

Origin: Hebrew

A saying describes someone who can't put his money where his mouth is; Talk a lot about something but take no action.

A: I promise I would do it for you.
B: Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat.

by Mainbase August 24, 2005

nothing to see here

Short for "nothing to see here, move along folks". A ironic or sarcastic phrase uttered by a person who feels that he/she has detected a hidden, usually unpleasant or sinister, deeper meaning of a story or event that the reporter or authority on that event wishes to conceal possibly to avoid upsetting the general public.

From the police phrase, "nothing to see here move along". which is often said to a crowd of people that have collected at the scene of an accident or crime and who the officer wishes to disperse without communicating the cause of the crime or accident.

The phrase is found in political commentary often on weblogs on hot button events like terrorism and political corruption.

Susan: "I read in the paper that the FBI has determined that the man who shot up the Israeli airline ticket counter at LAX had no connection to terrorism."

Fred: "Yeah sure, nothing to see here."

by icemaniceman1111 January 10, 2009

The Google, it does nothing!

When Google's search result turn up nothing usually because the search item doesn't exist or google hasn't indexed it yet.

morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.

12:31:44 am rlane: have you tried super slick 66 instead of crisco?
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!

by cryptoL0rd May 13, 2010