Mysterious Cupcake

When a man puts his penis inside a woman's dirty anus, proceeds to make love to it, and puts his penis in her mouth. He then repeats the process of putting his penis into the woman's dirty anus, but instead wipes it across the woman's eyes. The major event that must occur is that the woman must catch a disease from injesting the remnants of her anus.

Man A: Hey man, I tried out that Mysterious Cupcake position you told me about.
Man B: How did it work out?
Man A: She didn't get a disease so I think I did it wrong.

by Court Magus January 25, 2010

mysterious male

Reuben

Reuben, a very interesting crooner more commonly described as a 'mysterious male'

by hellogreenbanana December 23, 2015

mystherious

Of having both mystery and serious

That movie has Dennis Hoffman, I think it'll be very mystherious.

by datoneperson May 10, 2016

mysteriousity

A made up characteristic that some men possess and boast of having in an effort of attracting women.

"For some reason, I think you kind of like my mysteriousity."

by berandi June 11, 2018

Mysterious monolith

The first mysterious monolith appeared on 18 November in the Utah desert and disappeared on 27 November 2020. The second near the Petrodava Dacian Fortress in Romania. The third at the top of a mountain trail in southern California before it also vanished. The fourth on Compton beach, Isle of Wight, UK. Then a gold one in Chia, Colombia and another monolith appeared in the Kiekenberg nature reserve near Oudehorne, The Netherlands.

The mysterious monoliths were appearing everywhere.

A mysterious monolith even appeared in UD.

No convincing explanation for the appearance of these mysterious monoliths has been provided - though it has been suggested that the world's largest dot-to-dot is under construction.

by Option 22 December 7, 2020

Mysterious

Something that is hard or impossible to understand

That man over there is very mysterious

by Da🤡 July 24, 2021

Mysterious hole

Mysterious hole is a place you should never visit, never say this word unless you are wanting to be lonely. Just like Lewis please reader learn from his mistake, don't be a Lewis be a Ethan.

Have you ever used a sex toy aka should something up the mysterious hole

by MilkshakeMan30 October 20, 2021