Ryan Monahan

Has an abnormally tiny dick. Pulls no bitches. Likes dudes named Chris ungro. He is also in love with cock and balls

That kid Ryan Monahan, complete weirdo

by Rocco1614 May 19, 2020

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Monahan

A man who's physical appearance seems to better with age. Usually the "funny-guy" & center of attention in crowds/gatherings, doesn't seem to realize when the jokes have gone too far, and the audience's hysteria has ALREADY turned to annoyance and irritation. Yet the "Monahan" doesn't let that ruin his time. Mostly trust-worthy & for the most part, pleasant to be in company of-- yet a "Monahan's" mood can change quicker than Washington's Weather, and there's no medium. Happy & pleasant, or Angry & just a straight prick. Has compassion for people's feelings, but catch a wave into the storm and you may leave crying or duke-ing it out. Easy to fall in love with because of his humor and his love to cuddle and makes sure you KNOW when he's staring at you, just to soak in your beautiful eyes, But HARDER than a rock to make a split from. A Monahan has been "babied" for most of his life, (and even as a parent and well into his adult hood, gets his way, and anything he wants) causing it very difficult to resolve or compromise with during arguments, since he makes you listen to what he says and when it's your turn it's FUCK OFF I DONT CARE.. LEAVE. Mentality de to being babied, seems to have been cut off from growing at around 8 years old, making it hard for one to get a point across, even if you are taking the blame, and agreeing with what he feels the issue is, just always seems to NEVER get it.

Bro, that Monahan stole my girlfriend with those damn jokes and shit. I wish I was a Monahan and could get whatever I want, for FREE.

by -Jadie Mae July 13, 2015

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Moriah

Moriah is a beautiful girl who is loyal, funny, popular and sometimes perverted. she might be a pain in the ass sometimes but everyone knows that shes awesome and they want t be her. She is kind and open to make new friends also she is a sexy girl that everyone wants to cuff but cant have cause she is just to out of their league. KEEP HER CLOSE OR YOU MIGHT LOSE HER

"HEY IS THAT MORIAH I HEARD SHES TAKEN.... IM GONNA MURDER HIM"
"OUUUH MORIAH GOT A BIG ASS I WANNA SMASH THAT "
"MORIAH IS SUPER NICE"

by wassapbrah November 30, 2017

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Monish

A good person with kind hearted and most handsome man in the earth if u are his girl he will take care of u like a little princess. Monish is a common Hindu masculine given name that literally means "The God of the mind" or the one who has controlled and mastered one's mind.

monish Monish

by Red demon097 November 23, 2021

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Monich

Hot piece of ass with a great sense of fashion. Will seem cold when first approaching her but turns into a goof ball once you get to know her. Has moments where her weird alter ego who is uncanny similar to Edna (from the Incredibles) surfaces. If you get to witness this, you know you are special.

That monich has a great ass in those jeans.

Monich can’t stop using her weird accent around me so I know I’m special

by Steph077 November 5, 2019

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