Misanthrophy 

Hatred, disgust and/or contempt towards the human race. Taking cynicism to the next level.

Reasons for misanthrophy include:
-You think humanity as a whole is bad in general
-You had a terrible past which led you to distrust and hate everyone
-You're fucked up in the mind (popular reason)
-You like to act all "woke" and shit like a pretentious prick (also popular reason)

Usually, misantrophy isn't easy to spot in real life, but the internet has allowed misanthropists to pop up left and right like an infestation.

Will: Man, those poor innocent people got caught in a terrorist shooting.

Bob: Humanity is shit anyway. The more people die, the better. I wish WW3 happened and eradicated the entire human race in a massive nuclear war.

Will: Talk about Misanthrophy. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Misanthrophy by Weedblack May 16, 2018

misanthrope 

A bigot who does not discriminate.

First voice: A bigot that don't discriminate?? Well, then he ain't no bigot is he?
Second voice (same person, different personality): Indeed not. He is, in fact, a misanthrope. An enjoyable paradox, n'est-ce pas?

misanthrope by Pbaddy September 23, 2010

Misanthorpe 

A person who hates Ian Thorpe

"Did you hear Nick talk about how much he hated Ian Thorpe last night? "He's such a misanthorpe"

Misanthorpe by Jaranda December 9, 2013

Misanthrope 

Hatred of ignorant people

Average woman: Hillary Clinton is a meanie.
Intelligent woman: Go away.

Misanthrope

Misanthrope by frabrizio August 8, 2017

Misanthrope 

A Misanthrope is someone who hates the human race.

Most misanthropes are self-pitying children/adolescents who think that being misanthropic makes them "deep", "meaningful", intelligent and/or notable. They are sadly mistaken.

"Depressed" Teenager: "Man, I hate the human race string of swear words, I'm just so much better than everyone because everyone else is stupid and doesnt understand me or my views, yo string of swear words, I am such a misanthrope, yo"

Misanthrope by SOKFHES8584 September 24, 2006

Misanthropic Rylie 

Someone who dislikes the human race or any interaction with other life forms that are not necessary for survival.

Did you hear about Jim flipping his desk and leaving class? He pulled a Misanthropic Rylie during 7th period biology

Misanthropic Rylie by bobbyfrombradybunch February 8, 2022

Malanthropy

The desire to promote the desolation of others.

The governor's malanthropy ensured the continued suppression of the proletariate.

Malanthropy by leatherpancake August 5, 2011