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Misanthropist 

A Homo sapien that realizes that humanity is a worthless conglomeration of parasites feeding off the suffering of the other organism. The hate of humans as a species but not as individuals.
You might be a misanthropist if you watch movies and the part you enjoy the most is the part of the movies in which all the humans die terrible deaths. Or you might be a satanist; just saying.
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Misanthropist 

A reluctantly human being with an IQ of over 130.
"Only two things are Infinite: the Universe, and the peoples stupidity. And Im not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"Wow, do you reckon all geniuses are misanthropists?
Misanthropist by Mr. Hatter June 14, 2011

Misanthropist 

A hominid like creature that is often mistaken for a homo sapien, but the defining feature of the misanthropist is their hatred or mistrust of mankind.

Antonyms: philanthropist, optimist
If you haven't figured out that I hate your slimey fucking guts you're a fucking retard and it's amazing you can read.
Misanthropist by deathjr November 27, 2003

misanthropic 

descriptive term of a Misanthropology stating the act of hating or distrust against mankind.
"Jackie's misanthropic views are the cause of her bad moods."
misanthropic by erK! Rossetti March 3, 2005

misanthropic philanthropist 

a person who likes helping those in need but hate socializing, dealing with Society and most people in general.
He's a misanthropic philanthropist, watch he'll give out all the money and later complain about how can't stand people and how stupidity they spend the money he gave them.
misanthropic philanthropist by Yaunti December 16, 2018

Misanthracist 

A person who hates their own race.
Lily's pale-complexioned friends have denounced her as a misanthracist for bleaching her skin black, converting to Islam, and refusing to speak any Indo-European languages.
Misanthracist by Aluinari August 31, 2014

Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia 

Greatest fucking Dimmu Borgir album ever.
My favorite song off of Dimmu's PEM (Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) album is Maelstrom Mephisto
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