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Russian Microwave

The act of farting under a blanket and voluntarily sticking their own head under it to admire their flatulence. Also known as, giving yourself a dutch oven.
Me: Dude, did you just give yourself a russian microwave?
You:Heck yes! And my russian microwave smelled amazing!
by HottieWitABodii69 February 19, 2011
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Microway

mi·cro·way

Noun, verb /ˈmīkrəˌwāy/

1. An electronic cooking appliance used primarily by Australian former surfing champions with unruly hair, an orchiectomy and gang affiliations.

2. An oven which uses an electromagnetic way with a waylength in the range 0.001–0.3 m, shorter than that of a normal radio way but longer than those of infrared radiation in order to cook food.

3. Microways are used in radar, in communications, and for heating in microway ovens and in various industrial processes.

Microwayed, past participle; microwayed, past tense; microways, 3rd person singular present; microwaying, present participle.

Not to be confused with the fictional kitchen appliance, 'microwave'
Put it in the microway, mate
by mrslilley October 18, 2011
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morrowind

Morrowind, the addictive, real world destroying, imagination enhancing game mostly played by men. (Age ranging from 13-30) It is full of amazing items, creatures, people and plants to capture and completely destroy the human mind. (Orcs are too stupid to be affected.)

Playing Morrowind for more then five hours is dangerous and could become addictive, if such happens seek help immediately, if you are to busy leveling up your long blade and speech craft skills by taunting the guards then you are lost to the world and the world is lost to you.
How to tell a Morrowind player from normal people:

Scenario: You are shopping at your local super market and you happen by strange looking young man with nothing but short pants and a shirt who is crouching slightly by the chips section of the super market you stare at him for a moment or two before he stands up looking confused and looks around at you before murmuring to himself. "I wondered why the sneak icon wouldn't come up..."
by Scenic Dark September 1, 2008
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Smoke and Mirrors

01: Something/Someone that deceives or distorts the truth.
02: Something/Someone that distorts or blurs facts ,figures, etc., like a magic or conjuring work; artful deception; tricky inventiveness.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 30, 2003
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Humor mirror

The person who totally gets your sense of humor and reflects it back to you. When you are with your humor mirror all feels right in the world. This person can make you laugh or smile by a simple glance or single word.
Stephanie was Erin's humor mirror which made it difficult for them to go to yoga together as just looking at each other made them both laugh.
by wildaboutwords March 27, 2010
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Reverse Microwave

a device that makes ice super fast; or beer icy cool real quick; or cool down pizza thats to hot so you don't burn the roof of your mouth.
"i could win the invention of the future contest, remember i made that reverse microwave?"
by Yard_Bird January 13, 2004
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mirrorgasm

1. Achieving an orgasm by grinding one's nude body directly against its own reflection in a full-length mirror. No hands are required; body-to-glass undulations are enough to trigger this powerful explosion.

2. A simultaneous orgasm that ignites between one's self and one's reflection. An act of extreme erotic narcissism. The climax is often intensified by direct eye contact, mirror kissing, and body oil.
Julie caught a glimpse of herself in a hallway mirror at the crowded party. She was so hot for herself, she just wanted to get home, strip down, and give herself a mirrorgasm.
by oneandonly June 21, 2007
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