midterms

Midterms (M ind numbing, I rrelevant, D ismal, T est, E stablished to, R uin, M ost, S tudents)- Anal raping by a packet of paper. Generally, this form of torture is employed by sadistic teachers mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. In reality, it serves just to ass-rape you and your GPA all in one go

Teacher - "good luck on your midterm ."
student #1 - " did you study ?"
student #2 - "no way did you ?"
student #1 - "pshh no ."

kate - " i hate midterms so much !"

by UPD2009:) January 9, 2010

Your Sister is a Mister

The ultimate comeback that were Steven Hawking’s final blessings to us before his passing.

Steven: Your sister is a mister... *final breath*

Man: What an OG that man was

by The Kluxinator March 15, 2018

mister miyagi

Badass lunatic life teacher for Whinelelson in the first 3 karate kid movies. Not only was he untouchable in a fighting (save one Chozen cheapshot in karate kid 2), he was able to put up with Whinelelson's constant crying and moaning through 3 feature length motion pictures.

The other night mister miyagi put me in an arm bar while he made passionate love to my wife and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

by Efaglef July 5, 2008

mister man

A name that you use , referring to a Male, when trying to have authority or be flirtatious.

"Hey Mister Man where do you think you're going?"

by Mayam November 16, 2006

Mister Mister

A male significant other, a male crush, a potential boyfriend or a male that you have kissed.

I can't wait for that Mister Mister that I've been flirting with at the coffee shop to ask me out.

by Ruby Wildflower March 22, 2011

milter filter

Both good and evil, this term describes a person, a situation, or a thing. This is essentially the exact same as a mother fucker, but is more fun to say.

1. Check out that meat spinning milter filter in his Hummer talking on an iPhone! (insult)

2. Lindsey just drank Jimmy under the table. What a highly dangerous badass milter filter! (compliment)

3. Milter filter! Couldn't you have at least puked in the toilet? (bad situation)

4. Dude, where's my car? I could have sworn I parked that milter filter here. (thing)

5. You had sex with my mom? You milter filter! (???)

by Battoo May 20, 2008

Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.

"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"

by Gunned June 15, 2012