maroon 5

A shockingly poor attempt at anything other than repetitive, unimaginative, bland noise. It can only appealing to that unfortunate bunch of O.C. and Dawson's Creek loving sub-humans.
Busted-esque is a compliment!
How Hollywood has ruined a generation!

Person 1: "Aren't Maroon 5 shit?"
Person 2: "Yes, good call."

by Spoon December 8, 2004

Maroon 5

The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.

Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.

by Themanthatyoufear October 21, 2011

maroon

A fuckwit, elmore or jackweed. Doesn't rise to the level of moron because that is spelled correctly.

The maroons who ran Enron really elmored the company up.

by Prim n Proper October 10, 2007

Maroooo

1 Noun: a turtle, a tortoise, or any chelonian
2 Noun: the sound that turtles and otherwise make, (historically as they fly through space, rev. to any sound a turtle makes)
3 Verb: the act of creating this sound. past tense "Maroooed" Present part. "Maroooing".

Maroooo can contain any number of Os, but usually between two and four, never one. The amount of Os appropriate depends on the speaker/writer.

"Omg hurry up! Don't be a maroo!"
"*leaps off cliff* MAROOOOOOO!!!"
"*launches turtle into space* Get Marooooed B!%(h !"

by MaddieK97 July 29, 2021

Oof maloof

An oof to powerful to handle with an oof itself, therefore transfering some of the power to the maloof

Wife: Im getting a divorce
Husband: Oof maloof

by Ripeggseggseggstentacle November 28, 2018

maroon

Used by Bugs Bunny as a term or derision. Possibly in reference to the 1925 Pottsville Maroons-even though they had the best record in the NFL that year, they were so dumb that they encroached on the area of another team and forfeited the NFL championship.

To be as stupid as a Maroon.

by tatashady February 2, 2009

marook

From Yiddish, meaning a miserable or morose person.

"He's a real marook" means "What a misery!"

by Sharix November 2, 2012