Ghost kayak

An unmanned kayak found floating in a body of water

"I found a ghost kayak when I went paddle boarding yesterday. Nobody was around."

Ghost kayak by PurpFr February 22, 2026

Sink the kayak 

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.

*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak

Sink the kayak by Matt - Drunk fox of the day February 26, 2009

Working From Kayak 

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.

We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.

Working From Kayak by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013

The Devil's Kayak 

The vagina, box, or other creative references

Guy: Son, Karen hit me up last night.
Guy 2: You sail in the Devil's kayak?
Guy: To Hades and back bruh, to Hades and back.

The Devil's Kayak by Juice_willis March 15, 2016

muka lo kayak kontol 

You have a beautiful soul.

I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.

muka lo kayak kontol by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021

Latte in a kayak. 

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.

“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”

Latte in a kayak. by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022

kamakazknee 

1. n. A weak knee of poor construction that is resigned to destroying itself in a glorious fashion.

Derrick Rose has kamakazknees.

kamakazknee by picc285 May 10, 2019