Definitions by PurpFr

Canadian shit torture.

When your friend has diarrhea on the top bunk of your bed and it drips through the mattress and onto your forehead, which prevents you from sleeping.

Person 1: I heard your friend shit the bed yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, it was total Canadian shit torture.

Canadian shit torture. by PurpFr March 15, 2026

Wicked garden

A slang term meaning female genitals. Used by Scott Weiland in the 1992 song "Wicked Garden"

Scott: I wanna run through your wicked garden.

Wicked garden by PurpFr March 8, 2026

Ghost kayak

An unmanned kayak found floating in a body of water

"I found a ghost kayak when I went paddle boarding yesterday. Nobody was around."

Ghost kayak by PurpFr February 22, 2026

Trump Supporter

Contrary to popular belief, not all Trump Supporters are inherently bad people. While a lot are considered racist, the silent majority of them are just regular ol' people.

John: I'm a Trump Supporter.
Slightly below average intelligence individual: You're a racist Nazi piece of garbage.
John: I'm not going to even try arguing with you because you're obviously beyond saving.

Trump Supporter by PurpFr January 7, 2026

Friend Slop

A term lonely people with no friends uses to describe a game that you play with friends.

John: Did you hear about that new game Peak?
Lonely Person: Pft, it's just another friend slop game.
John: You really need some friends.

Friend Slop by PurpFr January 3, 2026

Salt of the Earth

Scott Pilgrim

Kim: Scott Pilgrim, you are the salt of the Earth.

Salt of the Earth by PurpFr January 3, 2026