Kitchen monkey

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

by FamousJew February 26, 2020

Kitchenary

When you fuckin yo shorty in the kitchen

I was fuckin this girl kitchenary then my girlfriend walked in.

by W_A_R October 14, 2021

whipin in the kitchen

cooking dope

me and my nigga gates be whipin in the kitchen

by Hubba Bubba32 October 8, 2016

Against The Kitchen Floor Moment

A moment that is a reference to the song by famous musical artist Will Wood. The song Against The Kitchen Floor could be seen as about how it's difficult to correctly know and feel your emotions, and trying to not let it impact others. What sets this song apart is it's upbeat nature and strange vibes. To sum it all up, an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment is 'when you're really sad but are groovy abt it.'

(Laughing along to intense emotions as if it's a joke)

"Ha ha, this truly is an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment *cries*"

by Stressed in Motion May 20, 2023

kitchen chicken

Fried chicken that is left over night on top of the stove.

I personally like kitchen chicken more than regular fried chicken. It adds a flavor of wisdom.

by MrBates July 22, 2010

Kitchen Table

This is a 5-way gay sex position that consists of 5 different roles. First there is the table himself who is leaning over at a 90 degree angle. To help support him, we have the table legs who is supporting the table by laying face up on the floor supporting the table’s chest with his feet and jerking off the table with his arms. Then, there are two chairs. Chair one is fucking the table in the ass and the other is getting sucked off by the table. To finish off the position, there is the tablecloth which is another guy, laying face up on top of the table, being blown by chair one and making out with the other. Only the table legs is getting the short end of the stick and therefore positions should be rotated however the weight of the table and the tablecloth must be considered. Heavier men are suggested to be the chairs or table legs.

“Bro please tell me you didn’t post the video of us doing the Kitchen Table on your story”

by Constaqueef December 30, 2018

Mexican Kitchen

The act of licking and/or tonguing a woman's butt hole from behind.

All of us admitted that we had at one time or another eaten at the Mexican Kitchen.

by Giuseppe Contadore May 16, 2011