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Josting

(Just Offenders Serving Time) The act of serving time in jail or prison
Yeah, girl. Me and Amanda were josting together last week.
by Kablamber May 31, 2018
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Jousting

As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory.
I had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular boner wasn't doing the trick.
by RawDiggitty February 4, 2010
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Wang Jousting

I wang joust you for your cookie.
by Jesus July 12, 2004
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Jousting

Sex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional.
"The wife let me try jousting her last night"
"Be careful man, that can cause internal bleeding"
by Napolean Bonapert April 20, 2013
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finger jousting

Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go of their hand.
Dude, www.fingerjoust.com is the shiznit! It's all about finger jousting.
by Lord of the Joust October 9, 2005
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Penile Jousting

Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.
"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."
"I had twenty on Ian. :("
by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004
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ass jousting

When two males put on helmets and one runs full speed at the other with the hopes of getting his dong in the others ass. A less fun version involves a male and female. Also referred to as lanceless jousting, it was common in the medieval times before man invented horses.
Dude: Hey Ben I've been craving some ass jousting for the past couple weeks how bout you?

Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?
by googenmcblaxton September 19, 2012
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