The Jonas

The act of having an intercourse with a girl who is thicc and but you happened to be dummy thicc and your ass cheeks are clapping louder than hers

Her: what's that noise?

Me: it's just me doing the jonas

by Jizziwizzi July 20, 2019

Big Dick Jonah

Not particularly liberal, socialist or anarchist. Just Jonah with a big dick.

Lucy: Did you vote?
Jonah: nah I’m not even registered

Lucy: you just sipping latte
Jonah: Nah I’m just big dick jonah

by hannahavana November 1, 2020

Papa Jonas

The sexiest creeper slash Dadager of the Jonas Brothers...he is everywhere. He has a sexy mole that seems to get bigger as the boys get more popular. He is watching you at a concert near you.

Papa Jonas asked me to touch his body all over!

by papacreepz August 24, 2008

Jonah

he cool
he cool
he cool

He just cool
jonah

by Theeviltoenail May 23, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is the sweetest and most honest person you will ever meet. Even if he disappears over the rainbow, you’d better go looking for him. Jonah is funny and loves to joke around with his friends. He will never tell a lie and never cheat on anything, especially his girl. He is loyal to his girlfriend and loves her as much as the moon loves the stars.

Jonah is a friend that you’d love to call a brother. He is helpful and is never embarrassed by being himself! Jonah’s are sporty and creative, overall a great guy to be around.

If you get ahold of a Jonah in your life, don’t let him go!

Mary: “Man, look at that guy go! He looks so confident!”
Elenor: “Yeah, that’s Jonah! He’s the best!”

by Horsesandorcasforever October 7, 2018

Jonah

Usually a pussy, but has some of the best memes you can find.

Jonah won’t do the job but he’ll get the memes instead.

by Wowidbns July 1, 2019

Jonas Hoes

Obsessive fans of the Jonas Brothers, a popular music group backed by Disney. Jonas hoes often, though not always, want to sleep with and corrupt the Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. the Jonas Bros).

Often are very amusing to watch.

#1: Oh my God! Stephanie is such a slut! She is trying to sleep with Nick Jonas! What a Jonas Hoe.

#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!

by zoeyainthowuspellit October 14, 2008