Janitor Tail

A grouping of garbage bags that hangs from the back pocket to create a tail like effect.

"Frank: Hey Bill, that's one swell janitor tail!
Bill: Why thanks Frank!"

"My janitor tail is trippin'."

by Bill the Janitor August 22, 2008

the janitorial services of america

just like it says. also a euphemism inferred to relate the concurrence of a person's actions in analogy to being homosexual

that was stoopid man.
YEah that was completely gay!
haha. gay like the janitorial services of america dooshbaggett

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie May 26, 2004

Janitoris

A female janitor. Formed by jamming together the words Janitor and Clitoris.

Here comes the Janitoris to clean up the mess that was left in the hallway. Damn she is fuck ugly.

by James Chip March 28, 2009

janitor

n): A guy that hooks up late in the night at a bar or a party, by 'sweeping up" the leftover drunk chicks. It generally refers to hooking up with riffraff, but can be used as a shrewd tactic if played with the right timing.

v): The act of playing janitor.

"Rick's game aint so good, most of his hookups come from playing janitor"

"Last night Ray totally janitored that hot asian girl from the sorority house down the block."

by overlord19 March 3, 2007

Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

by Michael December 5, 2004

Janitor

To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.

"Saddam Hussein is such a big Janitor."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

Janitor's Surprise

A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.

Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!

by gogglyeyed October 26, 2013