Packing The Hookah

When a girl masturbates using a dildo (or other large phallic device).

I accidentally walked in on my roommate packing the hookah yesterday.

by Th0rTheSnail April 21, 2009

Hookstitute

An institute of higher learning for prostitutes or hookers, or whores. The Word is combined of the word "hooker" and "prostitute" to create Hookstitute.

It's also a very good and genuine thing to graduate from the Hookstitute with the title of "Summa Cum Laude" or "Magna Cum Laude."

This institution provides an A+ education for those who want to become prostitutes in the future, hookers or a whore. You get your first corner after you graduate or your first city walk. I recommend the hookstitute to any people that have ambitions to pursue a career in prostitution or hookering.

*This is a girls only institution, see Pimpstitute for those who wish to become A+ Pimps*

clevebeat: Nina, are you excited for the hookstitute?
Nina: You have no idea, I can't wait to go. I finally found out what I truly want to be in life.
clevebeat: It's a true experience, it was very..inspiring. It's awesome!

by hookytute2014 December 30, 2008

hookah hangover

The headache, nauseous feeling one gets after smoking too much hookah. the lightheaded feeling just doesn't stop--in a bad way.

Me: aw man i just smoked way too much hookah, now my head hurts and i just feel like i have a hookah hangover

by elwong89 August 20, 2010

hookah kings

a hip joint in albuquerque NM ran by these 2 dudes who sell hookahs and tobacco.

I stopped by hookah kings yesterday and smoked a bowl of cherry shisha.

by z July 20, 2004

Happy Hookah

A "Happy Hookah" is a hookah pack that not only consists of shisha tobacco but also marijuana. There is a delicate ratio of tobacco to marijuana that should be observed. If the hookah is packed with too much marijuana it will burn, thus being wasted. A Happy Hookah can be a lot of fun especially when you are trying to kill two birds with one stone. It is common courtesy to inform fellow hookah smokers that the hookah has been packed happy. However it can also be very funny if you do not

-Hey dude wanna smoke some hookah?

-Sure man, but I also was hoping to smoke this marijuana

-Oh I know! Lets mix that shit together

-Nice thinkin dude, now we got ourselves a happy hookah

by HookahTime February 27, 2011

Hookah Hut

A sacred place where people may gather around a hookah in peace. A Hookah Hut is typically a small shed, hut, or lean-to made to fit 4 to 8 people. The owner of the Hookah Hut or Hookah Shaman oversees who leaves and enters and moderates in order to maintain the tranquility.

Wait broski we have to ask the Hookah Shaman before we invite more peepz to the Hookah Hut.

by TyCoLicious January 6, 2011

Hoosh-Poosh!

Amazing phrase used to describe just about anything.

Oh my Hoosh-Poosh!

by Millerski April 2, 2009