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vaginal holes

there are 2 vagina holes in the vaginal area! One for sexual intercourse and another so you can let urine out!

some people may think there is 3 - the other one being for female ejaculation but let me tell you this - THEY ARE LYING!!!!!!
''Dude..I've got 3 vaginal holes''
''YOU ARE LYING. you only have 2''
by waynemcgrath August 22, 2012
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Set of Dirty Holes

A filthy slut. A dirty whore. A nasty Prostitute. A THOT. A loose skank.
Rachel is a set of dirty holes.

I plugged that set of dirty holes like it was her first time.

She’s a set of dirty holes but I needed to nut so who better.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Glazed Holes

a brand of Entenmann's doughnut holes that really has no sexual meaning, but when said to someone who doesn't know what they are, they can't help but say, "ew. wtf?"

Also can be used as a synonym for "asshole."
Bro, I ate some delicious glazed holes for hours last night.

Dude, wtf that's disgusting.

OR

You're such a glazed hole, Charlie Sheen.
by A Glazed Hole May 11, 2011
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HOfessional

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
by MoSil December 24, 2008
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video hofessional

1. a young girl present in numerous rap videos, often seen shaking her booty suggestively. Gets paid for her dancing, unilke regular video hoes
"Damn girl you know I am a video hofessional now, so I can afford Hennesy and Alize!"
by Rae Rae March 22, 2005
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a face like a fist full of ass holes

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.
by ddooley January 7, 2008
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poles before holes

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.
Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.
by Angelacia July 16, 2007
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