heisenberg

Verb that expresses the concept that the act of talking about a phenomenon changes the phenomenon. For example, if you see a squirrel come within 5 feet of where you are sitting, and you attempt to alert your companions, the act of alerting them will scare off the squirrel.

Taken from Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, which holds that it is not possible to know with certainty both the position and the momentum of a particle. The act of measuring either variable changes the other.

Dude, I would have shown you the squirrel, but I was afraid that I would have heisenberged it.

by maryfield January 26, 2006

the heisman

the Heisman is a reference(the Heisman trophy being the most prestigious trophy in college football, see picture)of a boy/ or girl getting rejected while attempting to talk, dance, flirt or any sort of contact with another person

"Damn you hit that?"... "Nah she gave me the Heisman but thats cool".

by Quinton Smith January 8, 2006

Heisman Trophy

An award given to the best all-around division 1A college football player every season.

The recent Heisman Trophy winners.

2006- Reggie Bush
2005- Matt Leinart
2004- Carson Palmer

by Snick and Fsquirrel June 1, 2006

Heissing

Heissing is the act of putting your asshole directly up to your partners and pooping back and forth. In order for this to work successfully a firm log is required.

Duuuude, my roomate and his girlfriend were Heissing last night. The whole house smeels now and he had to borrow a spare set of my sheets.

by Noletriot March 31, 2011

Heisei

Noun
1. The Japanese Year counting clock created by Corbet St. Corbèt Heisei through a prayer when he was 4 years old, asking god to be the ressurection of Jesus Christ, this resulted in the death of Emperor Hirohito one day later and began a new age.

2. Heisei is the current era in Japan. The Heisei era started on 8 January 1989, the day after the death of the Emperor Hirohito. His son, the 125th Emperor Akihito, acceded to the throne. In accordance with Japanese customs, Hirohito was posthumously renamed the 124th "Emperor Shōwa" on 31 January 1989.

"Heisei time is four years younger than Jesus." "Memanbetshowa Ozara Hokkaido Prefecture Japan is where Emperor Showa originated." "God will attack twice if the President doesn't get god his gold."

by Pre-Webster January 24, 2017

northern hemisphere

Boobs.

"Dude, have you seen Alison's northern hemisphere?"

by Unk the Shemale July 29, 2017

root-heister

(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.

Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.

by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022