helpdesk

a place where the nhs keeps me.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.

me (helpdesk operator): 'ok remote support is now starting'
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*

by gazzerama April 27, 2006

helmet party

Term used to describe fan-fabricated homosexual relations between the soldier and the engineer characters from a game called Team Fortress 2.

That soldier may be an annoying, anal attaboy, but he throws a fiiine helmet party.

by KGBigelow September 24, 2011

helpdesk

We fix the things all the stupid fools with computers break

I don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!

by Katt October 24, 2003

Helmet Time

Time spent on internal reflection or contemplation whilst wearing a safety helmet. Especially among motorcyclists, firemen, scuba divers and astronauts.

She was deep in helmet time.
Save it for helmet time.
It'll come to me during helmet time.
Houston we have a problem.

by Eaglesixty5 June 10, 2009

Dookie Helmet

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.

Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!

by tootfartparty97 January 1, 2010

Knife Helmet

A drink that is a mix of beer (draft) and a gin and tonic, served over ice.

Imbiber: Two Knife Helmets please

Bartender: Any preference for beer or gin?

Imbiber: One with PBR and Bombay Sapphire, the other with High Life and Hendricks

by Greek25 May 14, 2012

Wet Helmet

A blowjob that does not involve blowing. The woman places the mans head into her mouth, and lets the saliva pool. Usually, this spit will be spat into an old water bottle. This form of oral sex is in no way pleasurable.

"my dick is in a moist hole.. with teeth.." "Dude, thats a Wet Helmet!"

by The D35+0y3R March 18, 2013