To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.
Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
by westsaffa September 8, 2008
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by Jimbo May 22, 2003
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A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".
Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!
also acceptable:
That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
also acceptable:
That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006
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by Lamia{Disgrace} August 7, 2008
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Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!
Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!
by cablegirl March 27, 2007
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“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”
by WhatThe13 August 17, 2019
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When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:
a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am
thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.
When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:
a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am
thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.
Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!
by Killdjan December 20, 2008
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