Oops sorry -- Glurg is an real word. It actually has an umlaut over the 'u'. It is a holiday beverage served in the cold northern wastes of Scandinavia comprised of alcohol and fruits that have fermented in a crockery jug for weeks and weeks. Mildly sweet it is a hedge against the doldrums and bacterial infections passed on via kissing beneath the misseltoe or bundling blankets!
by Bette June 24, 2006
Get the glurg mug.Someone who is after doing or saying something stupid, annoying or weird, or someone who is actually effectively stupid, annoying or weird themselves, to those people the moniker can be permanently given. The word is usually elongated.
Darren: Is Harry going down to play soccer?
Sean: No he has to clean his room.
Darren: What a fucking gluuuhhhhrg. (elongated Glurg)
Sean: No he has to clean his room.
Darren: What a fucking gluuuhhhhrg. (elongated Glurg)
by beashto101 May 12, 2011
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Get the Glurpie mug.I glurped down that glass of milk so fast.
by proponent of sincere apologies May 20, 2014
Get the glurp mug.Anything that is inherently shitty but is looking its absolute best. Can be used to describe an adjective, noun or verb.
"Bro that dress shirts sucks but it's pretty damn glurn!"
"Whoah steve, your uncle's '83 Dodge MVP is straight glurning!"
"Man, Joey is one ugly motherfucker... But that dude's got glurn"
"Whoah steve, your uncle's '83 Dodge MVP is straight glurning!"
"Man, Joey is one ugly motherfucker... But that dude's got glurn"
by J-Glurns October 4, 2017
Get the Glurn mug.To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.
Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.
I think glurping is gross.
I think glurping is gross.
by lilantie May 19, 2009
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