Glurn

Anything that is inherently shitty but is looking its absolute best. Can be used to describe an adjective, noun or verb.

"Bro that dress shirts sucks but it's pretty damn glurn!"

"Whoah steve, your uncle's '83 Dodge MVP is straight glurning!"

"Man, Joey is one ugly motherfucker... But that dude's got glurn"

by J-Glurns October 4, 2017

Gluance

gluance is when someone identifies and sticks to an opinion, using the excuse ‘it’s nuanced’ as their reason as to why they won’t listen to alternate arguments. The ‘sticking’ to the opinion is what warrants the ‘glue’ aspect of the word.

example: dude, that feminist is so gluanced. She thinks one example speaks for all men.

by hahm December 6, 2017

glern scoot

The worst science teacher you could ever possible have. He never has any idea what hes doing, and to make up for his dull attitude, he attempts to do an experiment, but almost blows his face off.

"This teacher is totally a glern scoot"
"I know man, its brutal..."

by Prisane January 6, 2016

Gournuts

Easily excited to the point of craziness.

Hysterical enjoyment.

Q: Did you see that kid in the candy store?

A: He went f'n gournuts with that huge selection!

That chick was so fly I gournutted in my pants upon first glance.

by Chipper78 July 17, 2009

glurge

Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"

I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.

by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004

nepow glungus

A family-friendly term for an item that makes living creatures slouch.

Wow Braden, that's a nice nepow glungus you got there mind if i slouch something with it

by PostMalone'sBeard June 27, 2017

glarn

An undesired part of the animal that makes it into your meat while you are eating it, such as veins, bone, cartilage, fat, etc. Something that might be hard to chew, or that you don't want to swallow, but you don't necessarily want to spit out out to see what it is.

Carol: I was eating the ham and I found a glarn.

Lisa: That's why I went with the turkey.

by otteroftheworld June 23, 2014