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Glitter herpies. Craft glitter that is VERY contagious and transfers very easily to many different mediums.
Please don't kiss me on the cheek with your glurpies! I can't get it off!
Glurpies by anonymous December 18, 2023
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Craft herpies. It gets everywhere easily and is almost impossible to get rid of.
I was at a show and got glurpies again. Totally worth it.
Glurpies by anonymous December 18, 2023
A) An invitation is sent either via e-mail or direct mail.
B) A group of gay males arrive at the party. Usually the dude who is hosting the party has the honor of 'receiving' for the evening.
C) Everyone at the party takes turns having anal sex with the host; it is essential that they bust their load in the anus and don't let any leak out.
D) The first person to show up at the party has the distinct honor of going last. At the conclusion of ejaculating, a straw is then handed to the last dude who proceeds to suck all of the semen from the host's anus.
A glurpie occurs where: a party where lost is watched, when ginnies get together to watch Italy play soccer, what guys do after watching Sex & The City 2
Glurpie by BigRed2111 May 24, 2010

glorpieschmorp 

A way of expressing annoyance
When someone really gets on your schmorp : ,,You are really glorping my schmorp right now!"

,,This is glorpieschmorp!"
glorpieschmorp by TIHI :3 May 25, 2023
A slur towards the "Mysterious Mushroom" in the hit ROBLOX game "Oaklands"
Man 1- Holy fuck dude I fucking hate glurpies.

Man 2- Glurpies are ruining our country.
Glurpie by Flarbsb McFarberson June 30, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019