Glauser

(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children

(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!

by Mike November 15, 2003

glaunting

You are a sexyyyyy fuck;

Natasa: That guy is sooo sexy!!
Aimee: No bitch, thats GLAUNTING<33

by Natasa and Aimee February 24, 2008

Anal glaucoma

When you can't see your ass coming into work

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."

by Candigrl May 30, 2008

glauk

An awesome great looking guy, generally tall, funny, and a bit twisted (but then again who isn’t). He’ll always be there when you need him, to hangout, to tall, or be a shoulder to cry on. A Glauk is someone who is loyal to his friends and his significant other as he hold his friendships and relationship to a high regard. A Glauk is one of the most genuine people you will meet, they will tell you how it is even if it hurts, not because he wants to. But because he cares about his relationships with his friend and significant other so much that he’d rather die than to not be a great person.

“what the hell is Glauk doing?!?”
“I think he’s lighting a camp fire.”

by The_Jucice November 23, 2021

Glaugh

A Half laugh, half gag. A horrible, most awful spasm, resulted from picturing your brother with abs.

"I imagined Seth with fake abs and let out a painful glaugh."

by mruss October 22, 2009

Anal Glaucoma

When your ass can't differentiate what it likes to wink at. Like not realizing they are doing it to someone from the same sex.

A guy tells another guy "Hey that's a nice shirt" and then proceed to wink at him with his anal glaucoma.

by Penelope Pimp June 25, 2010

Glaugh

A filler word meaning almost anything but usually in a sexual connotation and most often meaning cum or jizz.

I just glaughed in your ass my bad

by Glaughy June 21, 2018