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The Fig and Cream Special

The act of eating a mixture of sperm and a Fig Newton or other fig product in various ways.
Lil boligrapho ate The Fig and Cream Special off of her back
by The bocc March 7, 2018
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Fig Newton

Someone who has hippie tendencies and beliefs. Often referred to as, granola, tree hugger, earth warrior, or all natural
That stanky hoe is so fig newton, she needs a bath.
by lilkitty_0201 February 7, 2020
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fig newton

a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie
by extenze October 1, 2010
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FIG

"Female Identified Gay" A woman who identifies as a gay man and is not trans. A woman who is a gay man on the inside.
"Oh my God, look at that girl over there. She's such a FIG!"
by Charlie Chapless May 2, 2007
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The Fig Newton

Dancing The Fig Newton or doing the Fig Newton refers to the "dance" one does when going through drug withdrawal, namely heroin, or oher opiates. The "dance" is usually done in a bed, with the covers tightly pulled over ones head, and usually includes leg kicking movements, rolling around in bed, and the constant sitting up and lying down again that comes with the uncomfortability of heroin withdrawal. The Fig Newton is traditionally danced in a pool of one's own sweat, and is usually accompanied by the traditional soundtrack of constant moaning, and occasional soft cries and/or whimpers.
I know I haven't seen you guys in a while, but I've been trying to quit this shit, and I spent the last 4 days doing the fig newton in my fucking room.
by Brian Press December 28, 2007
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Fig

Another term for fag or faggot; used to hate on any person looking, acting, or being accused of being a homosexual.
by GayJohn69 May 12, 2011
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FIG JAM

"Girl I need to get my hair done"

"Fig jam"

"What?"

Fuck I'm Good, just ask me
by Allen Jonson July 20, 2007
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