fastplant

Verb; Planting your foot temporarily and quickly against a hard surface mid-air through a maneuver.

As he peaked his jump off the half-pipe, he did a fastplant against the wall before coming down.
Losing centrifugal motion while riding a BMX bike sideways around a curve, you'd better fastplant or gravity will take over and you'll eat dirt.

by just_a_car February 9, 2014

fasotp

it has to do with facetime

ft? or fasotp?

by janessawilberg November 8, 2020

Fagtop

A horrible gay piece of shit laptop that freezes when the sky is blue, or green, or any color and likes to have gay sex with other gay computers, like God's old ass computer with no sound. Yup, it's gay like a fox.

"Dude, my fagtop is acting like a fag."
"That is SO unshibby that your laptop is acting like a fagtop."
"My fagtop is so homo that I'm gonna shoot it in the face!"

by Da Marshinator, like a fox August 29, 2003

fagtopolis

a person who plays halo all day, and plays with fake swords and guns on a giant tv

father would be the biggest fagtopolis's

by tragdor454 January 3, 2010

fagstop

Color-blind Gamestop employees that are deathly allergic to rice.

"Hi, Fagstop!"

by HurrDurr June 27, 2008

Fantoptimistic

A combination of Fantastic and Optimistic. It is in the hopes that the outcome is better than good.

It would be fantoptimistic for Missy to stay on if we have the extra headcount.

by changzilla February 9, 2009

fistophile

A person with a fetish for either penetrating, or being penetrated by, a fist rather than anything else in any oraface....

"....would you mind using your whole hand in there instead of just fingers? guess i should have mentioned im a fistophile

by ubermilf March 20, 2016