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drunk-facebooking by proxy

The act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on Facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend's page or updating your status. Typically occurs after fights or break-ups.
Tom: What's up with Kristen's Facebook status? It says "Can't believe how things work out sometimes... Guess some people can never make up their minds."

Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.

Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?

Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy
by allegrad July 1, 2009
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facebookie

A person who is addicted to facebook, constantly checking to see if they have new notifications.
Guy 1: How was your date with Sydney?

Guy 2: It was good, she was constantly on her phone, checking for new updates on facebook.

Guy 1: Oh yea, thats what happens when you go on a date with a facebookie.
by thepinkstar1219 February 14, 2010
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facehook

facebook hooker. Someone who uses facebook as a dating site or to literaly find John's.
Jane is such a facehook, she's on her third facebook boyfriend.
by facecotter_1 July 23, 2008
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Facebooking

The act of putting off everything and talking to people on Faceboook
Talking to people on Facebook
Man, I couldn'tdo my report last night because I was Facebooking with Michelle
by T-Godd March 3, 2007
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Facebookie

A person that will take bets for you over Facebook (either with Wall-to-Wall or with private messaging) in order to add convenience and remove face to face contact to lower the risk of getting robbed.
I didn't want to drive all the way down to the track or even grab my phone, so I used my Facebookie instead. It's illegal, but so much easier.
by marblewonder July 27, 2009
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Facebookness

When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.
She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!
by j bobe October 7, 2009
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Facehook

Hooked on Facebook.
Constant social networking that impedes real-life interactions.
Mila is a terminal facehook... no life at all but social networking.
by rperazag July 9, 2010
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