by rperazag July 08, 2010
Facehook is a state of Facebook that pisses you off and makes you want to hit people. Your feed is filled with religious rants, generic posts talking junk about people but they are too chicken to say a name and/or political slander or you've seen too many selfies and it's way early..
You check your Facebook feed in the morning and see..
"(insert selfie) Some one at the store told me how beautiful I am"
"Good moms aren't out partying like I used to do cause I've changed and now I"m better than you!"
"Real Seahawks fans have been Seahawks fans since I've been a Seahawks fan"
You: "UGH! Facehook! I'll hit you up later... (closes app)
"(insert selfie) Some one at the store told me how beautiful I am"
"Good moms aren't out partying like I used to do cause I've changed and now I"m better than you!"
"Real Seahawks fans have been Seahawks fans since I've been a Seahawks fan"
You: "UGH! Facehook! I'll hit you up later... (closes app)
by Hollyfire February 05, 2014
Being totally hooked and infatuated with the social networking site, Facebook. Recognising somebody who is facehooked should be no trouble, their news feed will be full of poinltless status updates, and you will find they talk to people far more than they are talked to.
In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.
In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.
"I went round to Max's last night but we barely spoke, he was glued to his phone the whole time. When i got home I check my facebook I saw all is status updates! He's totally Facehooked!"
- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.
- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.
by Scowley July 23, 2009
The act of offering a reward for a like. The online equivilent to receiving money for sexual favors.
"Like this status and I'll give you a dollar!" Dude she was totally facehooking. What an online whore!
by Mr. MichaelsJSmith January 05, 2012
<b>FaceHook</b> is a play on the name "<i>Facebook</i>" and the word "<i>Fishhook</i>," referring to the intentionally addictive nature of the Facebook platform. <b>FaceHook</b> also refers to the Facebook practice of making it extremely difficult to quit the application, using such tactics as prohibiting the export of a friends list / address book, making it nearly impossible to actually quit, etc.
by davimack January 05, 2011
A person who continuously adds 'friends' to their friends list on Facebook, though many-or-most are actually strangers or simply casual acquaintances, solely for the purpose of appearing popular on Facebook: Facehooker
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."
"I received an FB friend request today from a chic I've never met. She apparently wants to 'know' me, wants me to be number 820!?! What a Facehooker!"
by faroutly April 07, 2010
A facebook status contrived to solicit comments from friends by deliberately posting nebulous statements designed to entice curiosity.
Examples of hypothetical facehooks:
Jon Doe has made a significant change in his life.
Jane Doe hopes last night never happens again.
Bill Thomas did something he thought he'd never do.
Jon Doe has made a significant change in his life.
Jane Doe hopes last night never happens again.
Bill Thomas did something he thought he'd never do.
by Cragdor September 01, 2010