South Esteem

A nickname for a man's genetalia when it has been abused. The abuse can range from a swift kick in that region, or being teased by a girl and has blue balls as a result.

She must have bruised your south esteem last night after wearing that mini skirt then not putting out!

by Jay5273 April 23, 2011

Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.

Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Esteemed Prick

A person that is such a prick that they are respected and loved for it. They own their prick status and are the first person you think of when the word is used. Some esteemed pricks are so prick-like that they can morph into a cactus.

Person 1: That Guy is such a prick, but for some reason I love it.
Person 2: That’s because he’s an esteemed prick. You always need one in your life.

by Rhymio & Pooliet June 6, 2019

esteeming

To respect and admire.

Tell me one good reason for esteeming this one room of your house to be the safest.

by m0usy25 March 3, 2018

high on self esteem

A girl dressed and groomed at her 100% best possible outcome going to a fancy party.

She was totally high on self esteem no way i was going to convince her for a quick BJ.
No-one has ever got a alley quickie with a girl high on self esteem.

by estonico April 17, 2016

Surf-Esteem

When you have a great surf session & you're super stoked because you caught really good waves.

Surfing was super fun today. My "Surf-Esteem" is at a all time high!

by SoundWavesPost May 16, 2020

Elf-esteem

Feeling under appreciated most of the time; being a three-foot-tall adult who makes toys for one day of the year. When someone says you have elf-esteem (unless you're already short) it's usually an insult, or they are calling you glum.

Katy looks like she woke up with elf-esteem. Look at her watching TV and taking apart her cell-phone.

by Elfish Elsie! November 1, 2012