The problem is that he's a humorless dork.
Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."
Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"
Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"
Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"
Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"
A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"
Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"
Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"
Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"
Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"
Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"
A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"
Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"
by Hym Iam September 6, 2024
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