marital device

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006

device

A line of shit told to gullible dumb asses.

“He'll spend a lot of time controlling the border. He may not spend very much time trying to get Mexico to pay for it. But it was a great campaign device.” -- Newt Gingrich

by Expat Chronicles November 16, 2016

Dooms Day Device

The fictional device that the Russians had in Dr. Strangelove that would automatically set off if the USA ever attacked the Soviet Union. It's detination would destroy the entire world. The reasoning was that it was a whole lot cheaper to make it and threaten the world then try to keep up in Arms Race, Space Race and Peace Race against the USA.

It's a Dooms Day Device, able to blow up the entire world with jsut a flick of a switch.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

Oriental Viewing Device

A more socially acceptable way to refer to one's Japs eye

"Oops I seem to have a pubic hair stuck in my oriental viewing device!"

"Oh well never mind"

by deemo7 June 17, 2009

AFIMD [Anti-Foot In Mouth Device]

The part of your brain which kicks in at the last second and prevents you from saying something incredibly stupid.

He was about to ask her about her pseudopregnancy, when his AFIMD Anti-Foot In Mouth Device kicked in and closed his mouth for him.

by Thinkingman.com January 21, 2011

Hands-free masturbation device

Venus 2000 its the next best thing.

Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.

by HazRub June 6, 2007

device

the primary male genital organ aka penis aka cock, sometimes it is mechanical-like in nature

Bob has a very small device.
Too big a device is a real thing.

by Meeja July 19, 2017