U-Dic-Dysfunction

The term used to describe Urban Dictionary when they take decades to publish one of your killer definitions.

Friend: Did you submit your genius definition to Urban Dictionary yet? I've been looking out for it but haven't seen it.

Me: Of course I did but it's seems Urban Dictionary is suffering from U-Dic-Dysfunction again. Tomorrow is my 90th birthday too!

Friend: Bro, you totes came up with that when we were 30. Definitely a U-Dic-Dysfunction problem!

by OG_Epimetheus July 31, 2021

Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

“Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.” is a wonderful show that doesn’t exist.

by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

Name Definition

The worst fucking type of definition on this site. The definition is usually the writers name. A typical name definition usually says "ooh sarah is very nice and can and warmed sex y prson" The people who write them are probably creep emo girls who are desperate to try to be known on the internet

Did you see that creep pervert writing a name definition about her boyfriend?

by Jen is best sh is warn August 31, 2017

Iraqtile dysfunction

The (embarrassing) inability to perform in Iraq.

The intent was to enter, produce a victory, and pull out. But that mission wasn't accomplished. A clear case of Iraqtile Dysfunction.

by 20th century boy August 20, 2007

fake-ass definition

A trend among some Tumblr users where they invent a dumb definition for their URL and pretend someone on Urban Dictionary actually posted it. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.

Person #1: Hey, have you seen what somebody wrote about that Tumblr user on Urban Dictionary?
Person #2: That's clearly such a fake-ass definition, like no one would ever say that about them without being paid or seriously obsessed!

by Actionables June 28, 2014

More random definitions

Imagine being THAT bored. Can't be me who defined this lol

More random definitions. Why bother copying it from below definitions anyway?

by Notmelol123 March 14, 2022

Deflection

When politicians come under fire for missteps or failures, they often rely on the technique of trying to shift the focus onto others. In an attempt to duck responsibility, scrutiny, accountability, they often create "scapegoats" to shift blame onto. They try to lay their failures at the feet of others or make a way to justify them. They may try to shift the debate entirely onto a completely irrelevant and different subject. One example is to make a drastic decision that completely shifts focus from the previous subject of scrutiny onto this new drastic change or subject brought into light by the government. Seen commonly by politicians and on a less refined level , regular people supporting a political party or figure in arguments or debates, or as a psychological attempt to manipulate others in regular domestic situations. In politics the tactic is entirely strategic and is arguably one of the most devious and disreputable in the eyes of honest morality and accountability, but is quite common in politics around the world.

When Soviet leaders were questioned about human rights violations in the USSR, for example, they might've come back with, "Well, what about the Negroes that you Americans are lynching in the South?" - One example of a political deflection

by Old school bossman January 2, 2021