crumple

To hand someone loose crumpled dollar bills as payment for something.>

I was in a hurry to catch the bus, so I gave the driver the crumple at the last minute.

by Dr Claw February 9, 2007

crumpler

A chick that is so extraordinarily hot you literally crumple in awe when you lay eyes on her.

Dude I met this chick that was so hot I couldn't believe it, she was a total crumpler

by velvet cave September 1, 2009

Creeple

A creepy cripple

That creeple has been riding his wheelchair on my front lawn all night long. I'm calling the cops.

by The More Socially Inept Club March 5, 2009

Crumple

A homosexual who believes that English language is under attack by the use of ebonics

My book was crumpled by the edit department

by holmes on homes September 8, 2005

creeplewatch

verb: 1. To people watch in a creepy, leering manner. 2. To watch creepy people.

also noun: Creeplewatcher.

Rob likes to creeplewatch the ladies at the gym.

by monkeyknifefight May 13, 2011

CrumpleCock

A man with a very small and wrinkly penis.

Kevin- "Dude, have you seen Larry's dick?! "
Jordan- "Haha yeah. He has such a crumplecock"

by That one guy lol JRE 502 March 7, 2017

Creeple

Crab people.

I wanna scare the neighbors lets dress up like creeple.

by Just_me_down_here July 21, 2018