2 definitions by velvet cave

handichap

1. A person with a disability.

2. A person that despite their disability are able to do usefull and handy things for others .

Hey bro you can't park there it's handichap parking only.

by velvet cave August 19, 2009

A chick that is so extraordinarily hot you literally crumple in awe when you lay eyes on her.

Dude I met this chick that was so hot I couldn't believe it, she was a total crumpler

by velvet cave August 31, 2009