Impossible Creatures

An RTS (real-time strategy) game for the PC made by Relic Entertainment and Microsoft Games. Unlike other RTS titles, Impossible Creatures (or IC) requires you to make your own units with the army builder. The object of the game is to destroy the enemy's lab. In the original game, you get 50 creatures to mix parts with. However, there are many mods that add new creatures, Add-ons, maps, and abilities. The most popular mod currently is Creature Chaos, created by Revan and Doggiedoodle, who are administrators of the Impossible Creatures Hive community.

Some time ago, Microsoft Games took down the multi-player server for Impossible Creatures, however, another member of the Impossible Creatures Hive community, Dengus, has revived the IC Online service.

1. Impossible Creatures is the best RTS ever!
2. Have you ever played Impossible Creatures?

by I AM NOT A TUBA PLAYER November 28, 2009

creature of the night

the guy doing susan sarandon in the rocky horror picture show

thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature of the night

by creature of the night March 14, 2009

Sea Creature

A state of extreme hangover. One takes on the appearance, motility, and attitude of an aquatic bottom dweller. One who is actively a sea creature will remain hidden in dark crevices avoiding others for extended periods of time, only emerging to acquire necessary sustenance, often consisting of Gatorade and McDonald's.

There is no way I can make it to brunch, as I am currently a sea creature.

by atron008 April 29, 2011

Coal Creature

Another term for an African American.

My grandfather was born in the 20’s so he says the hard “er” a lot but I told him to call them coal creatures.

by Kanye_supporter5 November 2, 2023

creature seeking

A superstitious engagement focused on the act of seeking out a very unattractive man/woman to perform coitus upon. It is most commonly used as a method by which to get out of a rut.

Man I've just been striking out with these job interviews so I went creature seeking last weekend, railed out a bridge troll, and landed a job the next day!

by Magic Mike & The Big D February 10, 2021

greasy creature

A woman with loose morals who often attends drag races. Also known as a track rat.

That greasy creature could be yours with a win today!

by "Beavis" January 14, 2008

Benevolent Creature

A man that performs cunnilangus without any expectations of an act of equal or greater value from the receiving party.

Thomas was such a benevolent creature when he went to third base with Fantina last night

by Omnimon1234 September 13, 2011