Glorious Exposition Comrade

A more classy version of "Cool story bro" usually used with Russian he-man picture for connotation.

person 1: Herp derp derp derpy herp de derp...

Person 2: *Weilding thumbs up* Glorious Exposition Comrade!

by The Russian Syndicate December 8, 2010

enthralling tale comrade

A variation of "cool story, bro" which acts to serve as the ultimate shutdown to stories the storyteller of which thinks is super awesome, but is actually wasting everyone's time because no one cares. These stories can be heard IRL, or seen often on WoW forums or 4chan.

"HEY MAN I WAS PLAYING EVE ONLINE YESTERDAY AND I JUMPED OFF TEH SHIP TO THE GROUND BUT THEN I GOT BARRICADED BY TONS OF OTHER ENEMY DUDES AND THEY ALL CAME RUSHING AT ME LIKE A ZERGRUSH FROM STARCRAFT HOLY FUCK WHAT AN ADRENALINE RUSH"

"Enthralling tale comrade."

by Brobeck May 23, 2009

Fellow Comrades

People who betray you someday and don't actually like you and you don't actually like them

Fuck you guys

I totally enjoy the company of my Fellow Comrades

by NotSpuuder November 23, 2018

Comrade Big Black

American citizen / fake Russian spy. Assists Comrade Ghost in black op missions in various locations. Only operates during the night as to blend in with surroundings. Has sketchy Russian accent but is one of the best insurgents in the R.O.X.T. (Russian Operations X Team). Very intelligent and can dwell in the minds of enemies for days.

Comrade Big Black is coming.

How can you tell?

See the dark figure moving closer? That's her.

by G.T.X. May 16, 2011

Comrade Red

Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.

Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.

Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)

by Shadyshadowmoon March 27, 2019

comrade sky

A fat slob with un ending allegiance to her abuseful boyfriend.... loves leaving her tampons in public because she’s a feminist

Comrade sky loves it when Jon tells her what to do she loves it so much she leaves her tampon bucket full so everyone can see how much of a fat feminist she is

by Jdtwisted June 11, 2019

Comrad Corbyn

The staff member with the greatest logical brain, as he made the best choice when selecting a helper.

Harry: 'Fuck me, Comrad Corbyn is so smart and amazing.'
Harry 2: 'He must be, he chose Inster as his helper! What a genius!'

by NumberTwoWithExtraCheese June 13, 2019