A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.
Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.
by Peetiewonder April 17, 2009
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I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.
Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.
by David G. S. November 14, 2007
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It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
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It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
See also:
Online Dating
Computer Dating:
Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
by rzhhhh June 21, 2011
Get the Computer Dating mug.The annoying phrase Vector says when you pause the game on the Cosmic Fall level in Shadow the Hedgehog.
by Christina D December 24, 2008
Get the Find the computer room! mug.To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.
by NekoPocky July 7, 2010
Get the Obsessive Computer Disorder mug.When your laptop or computer makes a loud breathing noise when loading a page or attempting to process something. Can be embarrassing if it sighs during class.
Low Tech Dude: "That what noise is?"
You: My highly sophisticated machine is thinking, or computer sighing.
Low Tech Dude: "Mean what that does?"
You: My highly sophisticated machine is thinking, or computer sighing.
Low Tech Dude: "Mean what that does?"
by Soapboxy July 26, 2009
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