commuter coma

Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).

Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."

Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"

Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.

Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?

by Dietrich September 3, 2007

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 17, 2008

commuter gang

Gangs that have been displaced because of gentrification but still return to their old neighborhoods for gangly activities.

"I thought that KDY's territory was bought by developers?"
"Now they're a commuter gang, they come in from PG

by thedofc December 1, 2010

commode

A toilet. A terlit. A donnicker.

Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

commoner

A commoner is not always a 'chav' or 'scally' some just want to get on in life, some are happy with how they are, some want to get on in life, and encourage their kids to learn a trade.

Can be found in the place of work.

by Jay112 February 13, 2005

aerobic commuter

One who applies the basic principles of aerobic commuting and thus enjoys his or her commute.

My daily commute has become my favorite time of the day since I read "The Aerobic Commuter".

by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 8, 2010

commuterection

An unintentional, likely undesired erection caused by the wide range of vibrations encountered while riding public transportation.

Due to the questionable state of the train tracks between stations Chabanel and Parc, Jeremy received a raging commuterection and was forced to hold an umbrella in front of his crotch.

by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007