cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.

that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.

by Dan September 30, 2003

Cockbrush

A derogatory term for big 70's style mustache.

Hey, look at the cockbrush on that dude in the leather pants!

by nail_bag August 29, 2009

gialapanos Cocksmanship

Greek blowjob usually involving short or heavy females.

That gialapanos cocksmanship was on point. No teeth or anything

by Jaguar Charlie August 31, 2020

cocksmith

One who is gifted in the handling and or caretaking of cocks.

man emily was great in bed she is a total cocksmith

by zac davis June 14, 2008

The Cockbrush

When some slob makes sure he rubs his crotch up against a girl nonchalantly, and then says something lame like "Sorry!" ... a really assinine way to cop-a-feel.

Say you are in a record store, flipping through the vinyl... and the scumbag with the mullet who smells like B.O., cigarettes, and Pabst acts like you're in the way and the only way to get around you is to brush-up against, and says "Oh, excuse me!" or "Sorry"(like thats gonna make it any less violating)... the thing you always feel is the zipper of his pants against your ass or back, and of course he got friction out of it.

When I was at the shoe store, some asshole totally gave me "The Cockbrush" when I was looking through the rack.

by Julzfin March 4, 2006

cocksmith

Someone who comes home late at night after a drinking session to find their partner has once again locked them out of the bedroom.
A play on the word locksmith

The COCKSMITH slept on the couch after he failed to open the bedroom door.

by Grant Wholey September 25, 2007

Cocksmith

Taken from the word blacksmith, skilled in the art of working cocks. Also someone who is a fuckwit.

You fuckin cocksmith.

by BennieB December 31, 2006