Penis colada

When you drink a lot of pineapple juice so your cum tastes better, while at the same time applying coconut oil on your penis to complete the penis colada

I've been brewing up my penis colada all week for my baby

by Pancacoeveryday June 9, 2016

Subpoeña Colada

The act of fleeing to a tropical island or otherwise exotic place to avoid legal proceedings.

Yea Marco got caught embezzling so he pulled a subpoeña colada and went to Tahiti

by Mr. Blinky June 30, 2020

Piña Colada Slurpee

Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews pineapples and drinks coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving party swallows the cum, pineapple, and coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!

Yo! My girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee last night, it was tight! But I think I gave her a concussion... don’t try and break a coconut on anyone’s head. Ever.

by Trixxie November 10, 2020

sausage cicadas

Sausage cicadas refers to the alarm going off on a sewage grinder, often referred to as a sausage chopper. Commonly found accompanying ghetto crickets.

I was woken up last night by the sausage cicadas at my neighbors house, I assumed they either love fake nature sounds or smelling their own shit .

by Shockwave001 May 13, 2023

Iowa Piña Colada

When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.

So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.

by Helpimstuckinmyparentsbasement February 25, 2019

cockdar

The special sense that allows a woman to detect, without touching or even crotch-gazing, when a man has a huge penis. Cockdar will often present itself as an intense attraction to a man who is oftentimes not all that attractive, or in some cases, as extreme hostility toward someone with a large penis, because you know he's a douche and doesn't deserve to be well endowed.

"I gotta take that guy home."

"That one? Ew. He's not even cute."

"Hmm, yea, but he's sending my cockdar off the charts."

OR

"I know my cockdar is telling me that guy has a big penis, but I hate him for it because he's just a cocky fucker. Literally."

by Catnymph July 24, 2010

vico-colada

The dangerous but often fun mixture of vicodin and an alcoholic beverage.

Ah it's been a long day, time to settle down with a vico-colada.

by Raditude March 1, 2011