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When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.
So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.
by Helpimstuckinmyparentsbasement February 26, 2019
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