Definitions by Shockwave001

sausage cicadas 

Sausage cicadas refers to the alarm going off on a sewage grinder, often referred to as a sausage chopper. Commonly found accompanying ghetto crickets.

I was woken up last night by the sausage cicadas at my neighbors house, I assumed they either love fake nature sounds or smelling their own shit .

sausage cicadas by Shockwave001 May 13, 2023

Bitter aquainted 

A level of comfort once you get to know someone, you can now make inappropriate comments and jokes towards that person.

I was going to say something snarky to my new boss, but decided to wait until we are bitter aquainted.

Bitter aquainted by Shockwave001 January 8, 2020

Submexican 

Anyone from a country south of Mexico's southern border.

Me : So Andrea, aren't you from Guatemala?

Andrea : why yes I am
Me : So wouldn't that make you submexican?
Andrea : you're an asshole

Submexican by Shockwave001 January 8, 2020