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rei da cocada preta 

Rei da cocada preta no Brasil é o cara que tem "poder e dinheiro". Ou pelo menos, o cara diz que tem.

Sendo assim, é dessa forma que ele é chamado na gíria.
Seu amigo chegou aqui se sentindo o Rei da cocada preta.
A man that wears more gold than a national treasury, he wears a pink or sometimes red shirt that always is rolled-up, his pants are always rolled-up as well to show his ankles and has his shoes VERY colorful or that may seem expensive but they are not or they are fakes, they always talk differentely than normal people and eat a lot of seeds. OH, and they always wear aviator glasses.
Cocalar: Salut fratioru'. Vrei sa mananci o samanta cu mine? Te fac si cu un parfum!
Cocalar by Newyo January 28, 2022

Santorum Colada 

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.
Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012
Cocoda: (N) Indian for Manda, similar to Native American but with more feathers, drums, totum poles, etc... Reference: Blood thirsty savages.
"That crazy Cocoda was playing with that gosh darn hatchet again and killed Phillip the pig."
Cocoda by M. Lane January 27, 2008

cockdazzle

When a girl or guy pulls your pants down to give you head and is flabbergasted and often intimidated by the size of your dick.
that skank Latisha was cockdazzled by the size of my dick and didnt give me head
cockdazzle by johnnyjohnson1196 November 15, 2009

aborted fetal colada 

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.
My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!