A man that wears more gold than a national treasury, he wears a pink or sometimes red shirt that always is rolled-up, his pants are always rolled-up as well to show his ankles and has his shoes VERY colorful or that may seem expensive but they are not or they are fakes, they always talk differentely than normal people and eat a lot of seeds. OH, and they always wear aviator glasses.
Cocalar: Salut fratioru'. Vrei sa mananci o samanta cu mine? Te fac si cu un parfum!
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.