chopstick

An Asian Man's weapon of mass destruction

Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 22, 2020

Lodged Chopsticks

Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.

Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.

by Susie Red December 24, 2006

chinstroker

Somebody who stands in a pose at the sides or back of a gig or party, stroking their chin in a misguided attempt to appear being disaffectedly engaged in and/or disapproving of the music currently being played.

Don't bother trying to get across to the bar over there, that entire corner of the room is infested with chinstrokers

by atomicstack September 23, 2010

jedi chopstick master

someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast

lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew

by darejar March 9, 2008

j-flo chapstick

a term used for the act of ejaculating onto a womans lips and rubbing the seman on the lips with the tip of the penis like chapstick.

last night i gave liz a j-flo chapstick she loved it

by j-flo himself April 3, 2009

chindick

A type of strap on dildo (official name is the accomadater) that straps around your head and protrudes from your chin enableing you to eat and fuck pussy (or ass) at the same time.

Bianca loves the chindick so much she won't have regular sex with me anymore.

by voltamp amn October 31, 2009

Chopstick Abortion

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.

My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.

by RobotxNathan4life March 1, 2019