chatting out of one's arsecrack

To most this phrase seems unfamiliar until it is explained that this is the historical precursor to the frequently used and highly popular word chatinowtuvisarscruck, most commonly heard whilst urinating in the vicinity of a public house or bar. After decades of research, linguists have finally concluded that the genesis of this phrase dates back to 1654 when early missionaries discovered the small mid-pacific island known locally by the mutant inhabitants as Paaahrrrrumpiturrruumph, their erroneous DNA strands having caused each of their digestive-vocal systems to have formed backwards. In modern times, the phrase has become synonymous with the performances of the UK's one man freak show "David Cameron", who has yet to utter a single a word that has not been born from within his arse, as this is where his head is permanently lodged.

"I have reason to believe that the message one is currently attempting to convey may not be entirely true, or at least is to a significant degree fabricated. Therefore, I find it not disproportionately crass to assert that one is chatting out of one's arsecrack!"

by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012

chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.

"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

by Fast Jonnie December 14, 2013

chatting bear macka

Chatting shit about something or someone.

Yo Alex i heard you've been chatting bear macka

by SaharaTheSwagMeister July 31, 2016

chatting keen

When someone is looking for a fight or an argument you would ask if their keen for a fight by saying are you chatting keen

1child: Your a gimp ill bang you
2child: you chatting keen lad
1:child: yea lets have it lad

by kylebrown da bo55 January 9, 2019

chatting snickers

You are chatting snickers is another way of say you chat shit.
Word made by CHARLEY SAUNDERS

Dave I don’t like this food
:Steve you are chatting snickers

by follow my insta @3aundz August 12, 2019

Jack Chatting

Voice, video, text ting, m.s.n., yahoo, and numerous others used, any kind of conversation where one or both parties ends up masturbating.

I talked to this hot girl last night, on line when my brother busted in the room and caught us jack chatting.

by The_Wicked_Master December 14, 2010

clam chatting

When a girl is on the prowl for sex.

She was clam chatting all night with no success.

by Clam chatting August 4, 2014