Cercie

Like a female version of Voldemort. Evil, tricky, and unforgivable.

I'm going to fight a Cercie tonight,

by LionessShifter June 10, 2011

Creochuff

A revolting woman who lathers herself in fake tan to the point of looking like she has been given a number of coats of creosote. (brown wood perserver). She is so wooden you could saw off her leg and read her age from the tan rings. Have you seen Carol down the hall? She's a proper Creochuff!

Have you seen Carol down the hall? She's a proper Creochuff!

by Tizwas Mongo Bongo April 21, 2013

crocitto

1)A term used to describe a classy motherf#cker.
2)Someone who has magic hair and deserves respect.

1)Gabe is one crocitto.
2)Michael and John were such hotshots, but in reality they were totally uncool compared to some of the croccitos like Kevin, Gabe, or Oliver, who were so much more cool with their fantastic hair.

by derpymcconquerer August 14, 2014

crocaholic

Someone who loves crocs

You are a crocaholic

by Crocaholic May 6, 2016

Croc Shaming

The act of degradation of a person because they are wearing the god forbidden sandals known as crocs.

Daniel was suffering croc shaming as he was wearing khaki crocs.

by Bantermansogetrktmate February 11, 2017

Croc cock

When a penis has a hard or scale like skin that looks like a crocodile

“Omg you have croc cock?!

“Is that a croc cock?

I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock

The condom looked like croc cock

Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?

by Eatmyasslikeatranny July 30, 2019

Crocc

Crocc is the god of grubs, after being burned on a cooker for 14 hours a religion was created around him. Almost like when Jesus was crucified, but instead of a cross it's a stove

Many people pray to Crocc as his power is immense and he will bring good fortune to those who pray to him, and bad fortune to those who don't.

Person 1: "I bow to Crocc everyday so that I can have good luck."

Person 2: "Yes, we must pray to the grub god so we may be in good fortune!"

by Boomer Fighter August 31, 2019