Castenova

Everything better than Mattz

I am so sexy people call me Castenovaw

by NepoEdiwSgel March 18, 2005

Cartend

Cartend aka Cartending getting trunk parking lot pimpin lot shots
When your ass is too cheap to pay bar prices, so you make frequent visits to that bottle in your car.

Hey, you wanna go out tonight?
Yeah, but I'm broke & them damn drinks have my pockets on E...
That's alright, we can go halves on a bottle & cartend from the trunk!
Sweet!

by Lot Slizzard May 18, 2018

caeden

a total arsehole, an insult to Shrek, and lives in a dirty swamp.
he is so obese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is fugly.

caeden wow that obese shit!!!

by fuckerslouh;wecnc32677yn /?f February 7, 2018

Castenova

n; -So greateth cripeth to the 6x10²³ power, So great a castenova is better than a mattz!

<Castenova> - Aye slob get the fuck off my block
<Mattz> Yea listen to the next generation Larry Hoover
<Slob> Aye b..
<Castenova> Dont you know who the fuck I am slob.. I said get the fuck off my block bitch.

by NepoEdiwSgel March 19, 2005

Caeden

Caeden , a fucking skinny ass bitch , usually from European decent .He has a horrible personality and is usually blonde .He has severe anger problems, and turns every situation into a fight.He fights people that he knows are weaker then him because he's a pussy.He is not loyal and has liked 3 different girls at the same time . He has a horrible taste of pop music .He is extremely lazy and does the least amount of work he can in everything he does. He does not pay attention in class because he's to busy "trying" to be funny .He also gets all his jokes from the office .Nobody who really knows Caeden likes him.He also likes to push people's buttons to get them angry ,and hes a really good liar.Fun fact : One of his man tits is bigger then the other. Another fun fact: He also likes to write articles about himself to make himself sound good.

Caeden' s friends:"WoW caeden is a really funny social dude, he is so kind and good at sports.
Me:No caeden is a bully and is extremely aggressive once you get to know him , he is funny sometimes, but doesn't know his limits , and says a lot of things he shouldn't . Over all hes not that good of a person .
Caedens friends: O, that makes alot of sense . I guess hes not that good of a friend .

by I cracked your case September 11, 2020

Caelen

Sketch, a fiend, wack fool. will steal, take advantage, and hurt you if not careful. Has a nice side tho

Mike: You took advantage of her on drugs?
Wilber: Yeah
Mike: Who are you? Caelen?

by kile ahsh April 22, 2011

Caedence

Annoying cunt who is a fucking prick for no reason

God you’re acting like a caedence

by DeathTojews11 December 11, 2019